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40 Funny Monday quotes

Funny Monday quotes bring a light-hearted twist to the start of the workweek! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ From witty remarks about the challenges of getting back to work to playful takes on Mondayโ€™s unique vibe, these quotes capture the humor in facing a new week. Enjoy a laugh and start your Monday with a smile! ๐Ÿ˜„โ˜•

New funny Monday quotes ๐Ÿ‘‡

  • Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

    Commentary:
    “Monday heard I was smiling and said, ‘Not on my watch!’ 😂⏰ #MondayBlues #BringOnTheCoffee”

  • You can always tell itโ€™s Monday because nobodyโ€™s smiling.

    Commentary:
    “Monday: the only day coffee won’t even smile back at you! ☕😅 #MondayBlues”

  • Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

    Commentary:
    “Who do I talk to about making this a law? ☕️💼✨ #CaffeineRights #PerkMeUp”

  • Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

    Commentary:
    “When did Monday get a fast pass? 😅⏩ #WeekendPleaseComeBack”

  • Every time I blink, itโ€™s Monday again. I canโ€™t live like this.

    Commentary:
    “Why does Monday feel like it’s on a never-ending loop? I need a weekend sequel! 😂🔄 #GroundhogDayVibes #SendHelp”

  • It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal cycle of Mondays! Just when you think the weekend vibes are kicking in, bam! Monday strikes again like clockwork ⏰😅 It’s the never-ending saga of alarms, coffee, and the unrelenting quest for that elusive weekend feeling! Hang in there, folks! 🙃 #MondayMadness”

  • Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

    Commentary:
    “If only Mondays had a snooze button! Imagine the joy of waking up to the news that Monday has been cancelled – a dream come true for everyone who needs just a little more weekend in their life. Who knows, maybe one day the universe will grant us the ultimate Monday morning gift – an extra day of relaxation and Netflix binge-watching. Until then, we’ll just have to keep hitting that ‘snooze’ button on our alarms and dream of a world without Mondays!”

  • No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic Sunday ritual of juggling productivity and procrastination, all while setting aside a special panic corner just for Monday. Who knew a day of rest could be so anxiety-inducing? It’s like a rollercoaster ride, except the only drop is realizing the weekend is over!”

  • I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this but youโ€™re not dying, itโ€™s just Monday.

    Commentary:
    Hey there, friend! 🌟 Just a gentle reminder that Monday blues are temporary – you’ve got this! 💪 Remember, it’s not the end of the world, it’s just the start of the week! 😁 Keep calm and Monday on! 🚀 #MondayMotivation

  • Another Monday that no one asked for.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the unwanted guest we call Monday has arrived once again, uninvited and unwelcome 🙄 May your coffee be strong and your day be short! ☕️😅 #MondayBlues”

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