Funny quotes Monday

35 Funny Monday quotes

Funny Monday quotes bring a light-hearted twist to the start of the workweek! 🗓️😂 From witty remarks about the challenges of getting back to work to playful takes on Monday’s unique vibe, these quotes capture the humor in facing a new week. Enjoy a laugh and start your Monday with a smile! 😄☕

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

2 weeks ago

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

1 month ago

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

2 months ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

2 months ago

Another Monday that no one asked for.

2 months ago

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

3 months ago

January is the Monday of the year.

3 months ago

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

3 months ago

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

3 months ago

Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.

3 months ago

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

3 months ago

This Monday could have been an email.

3 months ago

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

3 months ago

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

3 months ago

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

3 months ago

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

3 months ago

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

3 months ago

A Monday every week is excessive.

3 months ago

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

3 months ago

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

3 months ago