43 Funny Monday quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

  Commentary:
  "Is it possible to file a complaint with the calendar committee? 🤔 This week needs a serious quality check! 📅🤣"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, just ask the Money Fairy to set her alarm! 😴💸✨ #BillionaireByBreakfast"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

  Commentary:
  "Counting down the minutes until Monday like it's a Netflix release! 🎬⏰😂 #WeekendWhereArtThou"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

  Commentary:
  "Monday heard I was smiling and said, 'Not on my watch!' 😂⏰ #MondayBlues #BringOnTheCoffee"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

  Commentary:
  "Monday: the only day coffee won't even smile back at you! ☕😅 #MondayBlues"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

  Commentary:
  "Who do I talk to about making this a law? ☕️💼✨ #CaffeineRights #PerkMeUp"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

  Commentary:
  "When did Monday get a fast pass? 😅⏩ #WeekendPleaseComeBack"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

  Commentary:
  "Why does Monday feel like it's on a never-ending loop? I need a weekend sequel! 😂🔄 #GroundhogDayVibes #SendHelp"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal cycle of Mondays! Just when you think the weekend vibes are kicking in, bam! Monday strikes again like clockwork ⏰😅 It's the never-ending saga of alarms, coffee, and the unrelenting quest for that elusive weekend feeling! Hang in there, folks! 🙃 #MondayMadness"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

  Commentary:
  "If only Mondays had a snooze button! Imagine the joy of waking up to the news that Monday has been cancelled – a dream come true for everyone who needs just a little more weekend in their life. Who knows, maybe one day the universe will grant us the ultimate Monday morning gift – an extra day of relaxation and Netflix binge-watching. Until then, we'll just have to keep hitting that 'snooze' button on our alarms and dream of a world without Mondays!"

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