I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Commentary:
"Who needs cable when you can pay for multiple streaming services and still have money left over for… well, not much 🤑💸 Don't worry, your brainpower will surely help you find a way to cut costs… maybe. 😅📺 #StreamingOverload"

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone missed the memo on the whole 'free pass to heaven' deal… 💸🙏 Maybe they should have read the fine print! 😂 #HeavenlyFinances"

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Commentary:
"Introducing the all-new 'AdTube' – because who needs plot twists when you can have product placements? 💸📺 #CashingInOnCommercials"