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Funny monthly quotes

Funny monthly quotes bring a burst of laughter and good vibes to every page of your calendar πŸ“…πŸ˜‚. Whether you’re tackling Monday blues or celebrating Friday feels, these witty gems keep your spirits high all month long πŸŽ‰πŸ˜Ž. Perfect for sharing, saving, or just brightening your day, they turn ordinary days into unforgettable moments of joy ✨🀣. Ready to smile your way through the weeks? Let the fun begin! πŸŽˆπŸ’¬

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

Posted on1 day ago1 day ago

β€œYou have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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