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5 months ago
Share →: Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Commentary:
Looks like someone hit the snooze button on life 😴☀️ Don't worry, maybe tomorrow will actually be a fine day… or not! 😉 #MorningsAreHard
5 months ago
Share →: Hawk o the mornin tuah

Commentary:
Ah, the majestic hawk awakens with a squawk and a cup of coffee! 🦅☕️ Clearly a creature with refined taste in morning rituals! #MorningHawkGoals
5 months ago
Share →: 9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Commentary:
"9am: Feeling like a superhero ready to conquer the day! 💪 2pm: Maybe tomorrow, after a nap and some snacks. 😅 #MorningMotivationVsAfternoonRealities"
5 months ago
Share →: If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dreaded hour when the sun rudely interrupts our beauty sleep and announces its triumphant return 🌞😱 Never fear, for caffeine shall be our loyal companion on this morning journey! ☕️😅"
5 months ago
Share →: You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Commentary:
"Sorry boss, can't make it to work today. My partner's cozy cuddles have activated maximum 'stay in bed' mode 😴🛌 #priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

Commentary:
"Looks like we need a 'weighted blanket with a lock' edition to make sure the morning escape mission remains impossible! 🛌⛓️☀️ #NotAMorningPerson"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Commentary:
Isn't it funny how our furry friends can be so full of energy and excitement, ready to take on the day at the crack of dawn? 🐶☀️ Meanwhile, we humans stumble around looking for that elusive cup of coffee, still trying to convince ourselves that mornings are a good idea. Maybe we should take a leaf out of our dog's book and embrace that morning enthusiasm – or at least aim for half of their level of perkiness! 😉
5 months ago
Share →: You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the daily struggle of adulting summed up perfectly! 😂 Embrace the cycle of looking forward to sleep while trying to stay awake during the day 🌛💤 #adultingwoes"
5 months ago
Share →: Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Commentary:
"Who needs mornings when you can start the day at lunchtime? 🌞⏰ Why rush into the chaos when you can ease into it fashionably late? 😏 #MorningsAreOverrated"
5 months ago
Share →: Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Commentary:
"Starting the day with a fierce twerk and some self-love, because why not? 💃🪞💤 Who needs coffee when you've got that kind of energy boost! 😂 #MorningMotivation"