26 Funny nickname quotes

• Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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  2 weeks ago

  animal, Booboo, boy, humor, name, nickname, owner, pet, pet name, Snoopy, thicky, Thicky Boy

• Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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  2 weeks ago

  glasses, humor, iPhone, lane, lois, Lois Lane, me, nickname, recognition, technology, vision

• Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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  2 weeks ago

  guys, humor, identity, moth, names, nickname, Tim, Timothy, wordplay

• When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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  3 weeks ago

  humor, identity, Jenn, Jennifer, joke, name, nickname, people, play, play on words, short, think, words

• Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

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  3 weeks ago

  cause, even, freddie, freddy, Freddy Krueger, fun, fun loving, guy, horror, humor, krueger, lot, loving, murder, nickname, people, tell

• My nickname in high school was “who?”

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  3 weeks ago

  high, high school, humor, identity, memory, nickname, school, self-deprecation

• I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

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  3 weeks ago

  boss, calls, christ, delusional, head, humor, i, Jesus, Jesus Christ, keeps, me, misunderstanding, nickname, shaking, shaking head, think, workplace

• On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

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  3 weeks ago

  babe, communication, contact, contacts, full, full name, government, government office, humor, i, identity, love, name, never, nickname, office, phone, phone contact, relationship, save, saved, texting

• I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

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  3 weeks ago

  boyfriend, dating, humor, i, identity, knows, love, man, name, new, nickname, nobody, relationship, saying, secrecy

• I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

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  3 weeks ago

  calling, everything, grok, guy, humor, i, know-it-all, knows, new, new guy, nickname, office, started, work

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