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  • Shazam but for random noises outside.

    Commentary:
    “Introducing… Shazam for the mysterious clanks, bangs, and booms outside your window! 🎶🔊 Finally, you can solve the ultimate modern-day mystery: ‘Who’s making that racket at 3 AM?’ 😂🕵️‍♂️ #ShazamForNoises”

  • Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

    Commentary:
    Oh, you’re not weird at all! Turning on the TV for background noise is just one way to add a little dramatic flair 📺😄 After all, who needs silence when you can have a soundtrack of sitcom laughter and dramatic plot twists in the background? Keep those TV vibes going, you trendsetter! 📺🎶 #TVBackgroundNoiseGoals

  • You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

    Commentary:
    “Trying to stealthily release a morning toot in the toilet is like pulling off a secret mission 🕵️‍♂️, only to have the toilet amplify your efforts into a grand symphony fit for Middle-earth 🎺🚽 #HornOfGondor”

  • My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

    Commentary:
    Sounds like your bagpipes have some serious competition in the noise-making department! 🎵🤣 Who knew that late-night shouting could drown out the sweet sounds of the bagpipes? Maybe your neighbors need to schedule a duet rehearsal with you next time! 🎶🎤

  • Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

    Commentary:
    🤪📚 “Hmm, let’s see… Ah, here it is! Page 47, Section 3.5: ‘Thou shalt not unleash random weird noises that disturb thy cubicle neighbors.’ Looks like you’re officially busted! Better start practicing your silent mime routines instead! 😂”

  • 50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

    Commentary:
    “Parenting is like a never-ending game of ‘Stairmaster: Toddler Edition’ 🚼🚶‍♂️ Is that noise a sign of imminent disaster or just another false alarm? 😅🔊 #ParentingDilemmas”

  • My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like your wheelchair is not a fan of hitting the road… or people! 🙀🛴 Better watch out for that rampaging wheelchair – it’s on a roll! ♿️😂”

  • My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like your body missed the memo on being a glow stick – at least it’s got the cracking part down! 🔥💥 Maybe it just needs a better manual? Or some extra batteries…⚡😂”

  • I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

    Commentary:
    Trying to ninja your way to that pan in the morning? 🥋🍳 Sounds like the cabinet is having a laugh at your expense! Maybe it’s time for a stealth mission or just accept that the clatter is your wake-up call! ⏰🤷‍♂️ #MorningStruggles

  • I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the golden years – where peace and quiet are as valuable as gold 💰, and unnecessary noise is the enemy #ShhHappens”

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