62 Funny noise quotes

• The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

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  2 months ago

  child, confusion, dog, family, humor, husband, noise, sleep, snoring, WTF

• Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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  2 months ago

  allowed, communication, control, etiquette, good, humor, keep, library, need, noise, noise control, number, people, places, public, public space, silence, social, social etiquette, space, start, talk, talking, where, working

• My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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  2 months ago

  background, background noise, entertainment, hobby, humor, i, multitasking, noise, phone, scroll, scrolling, TV, using, while

• I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

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  2 months ago

  better, country, country music, helpful, humor, i, music, noise, playing, read, relaxation, sleep, somewhere, sound, white, white noise

• If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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  2 months ago

  cancel, distraction, entertainment, fight, fighting, i, keep, need, neighbor, neighbors, noise, service, services, streaming, streaming service

• Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

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  2 months ago

  3, 3 a.m., a.m., again, am, being, deprivation, getting, ghost, hearing, hoping, humor, just, means, night, noise, parent, parenting, sleep, sleep deprivation, toddler

• I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

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  2 months ago

  age, annoyance, friend, friends, hate, humor, humor quote, i, noise, noises, sarcasm, social, unnecessary, useless, where

• Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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  2 months ago

  age, aging, aging humor, being, body, body noise, coming, figure, health, humor, life, noise, old, old age, senior, senior life, trying, why

• That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, concept, humor, indoor, indoor voice, loud, noise, person, personality, social, voice, zero

• You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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  2 months ago

  anything, better, cancellation, ear, ear protection, earplugs, hear, hearing, humor, i, me, noise, noise cancellation, protection, sarcasm, simply, stubbornness, tell

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