24 Funny normal quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the wisdom that comes with age! 🧓🏼👵🏼 Who would've thought that the grumpy Smurf was the realist among the bunch? 🤔😂 Maybe we should all take a page out of Grouchy Smurf's book and embrace our inner skepticism! 🙅🏻‍♂️💙 #AdultingLikeASmurf

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs homing pigeons anyway? 🕊️ If it doesn't come back, just call it 'free-spirited' and move on! 🤣 #PigeonHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the kids mastered the art of creating controlled chaos! 🌀🧹 No guest would ever suspect their incredible speed in restoring the house back to its true form – a beautifully messy masterpiece! 🤹‍♂️🎉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the Olympic village – where everyone is a champion and nobody has to argue about whose turn it is to do the dishes 🏅🏠 #FamilyOnlyByMedal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

  Commentary:
  "Looking for my fellow 'normal' unicorn in a world full of 'crazy' 🦄🤪 Anyone out there? Let's be weird together and call it love! 💕😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing two cats is like trying to mediate a treaty negotiation… 🐱🤝🐱 They couldn't care less about your political agenda, they just want to exchange some awkward licks and move on! 🤣 #CatsRulePoliticsDrool"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical transformative powers of liquid courage! 🍹✨ Here to help us all conquer social anxiety, one drink at a time. Bottoms up, introverts! 🥂😅 #CheersToNormalcy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, coding, where you play both the hero and the villain in a never-ending saga of bugs and breakpoints! 🕵️‍♂️💻 Stay calm, keep talking to yourself, and remember, it's not a bug, it's a feature in disguise! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: Turns out the rest of the world didn't get the apocalypse memo and is just casually sipping lattes and scrolling through memes while Australia is battling desert bandits. 🌏☕️😂 #MadMaxRealityCheck"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace your crazy side! It's what makes you uniquely awesome 🤪✨ Just remember to take a break in 'normalville' every now and then for a breather 😂👌"

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