50 Funny number quotes

• Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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  apples, fairy, fairy tale, humor, i, joke, need, number, request, snow, Snow White, tale, white, witch

• For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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  busters, culture, ghost, Ghost Busters, humor, least, movie, movie reference, music, nostalgia, number, once, phone, phone number, pop, pop culture, reference, song, think

• I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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  brain, distraction, doing, humor, i, memory, nostalgia, number, numbers, phone, phone number, store, technology, used, wonder

• Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

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  addiction, coffee, day, eye, hearing, humor, left, lost, number, withdrawal

• I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

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  age, aging, humor, i, just, number, older

• I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

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  aging, faster, humor, i, know, lesson, life, life lesson, line, much, number, older, patience, things, wait, waiting, zero

• Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

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  bigger, business, congrats, deadline, even, fired, firing, hitting, humor, missing, number, numbers, performance, pressure, q3, Q3 number, q4, Q4 number, work

• Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

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  actually, answering, answering phone, anxiety, call, Googling, habit, humor, modern, modern habit, number, numbers, phone, phone anxiety, phone number, procrastination, technology

• How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

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  aging, brain, forgetfulness, humor, memory, nostalgia, number, numbers, phone, phone number, remember, same, used

• If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

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  evil, humor, joke, math, number, pun, root

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