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TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

Posted onMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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