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5 months ago
Share →: I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Commentary:
"Who needs a winter wonderland when you're already melting in the summer sun? ☀️ Thankfully, snow shoveling can wait… at least until it's cooler than the surface of the sun! 🥵❄️"
5 months ago
Share →: Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic summer dilemma: sunscreen for the sizzle, raincoat for the drizzle! 🌞🌧️ Don't forget to hydrate your skin to keep it sunny-side up! 😉🌞 #SummerVibes"
5 months ago
Share →: Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Commentary:
🚁🪰 "When life gives you a garden and a whimsical dream, why not give helicopter trapping a gleam? Wishing you all the luck in the world, may your 'H' stand for 'Hover' and not 'Hilarious!' 🪂🪶"
5 months ago
Share →: Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

Commentary:
When life feels like a chaotic race and the vultures of stress and worries start circling above, just remember to channel your inner champion ➡️🦅 Give ‘em a gasp and a sassy flip-off like a true track star, and sprint towards that finish line with style! 🏃‍♂️🖕 #TrackAndFieldDrama
5 months ago
Share →: When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

Commentary:
"Taking a stroll equipped with both dog treats and people treats? 🐶🍬 Better watch out for those mix-ups! One accidental snack swap could lead to some very confused (and possibly offended) companions. Stay vigilant, treat distributor extraordinaire!"
5 months ago
Share →: Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Commentary:
"Living that gazebro life because man caves are so last season 💁‍♂️🏞 #GazeBroGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Commentary:
"If only Summer Premium Package came with a 'No Wasps' option… 🚫🐝💸 Maybe we can negotiate a special 'Wasp-Free Guarantee' upgrade for you! 😂✨ #SummerStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic village math problem: 2 kids + playtime = 6 hungry tummies! 🤔👦👧👦👧👦👧 Hungry or not, these kids definitely know how to multiply faster than any calculator! 🍴😂 #VillageLife #HungryKids"
5 months ago
Share →: The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Commentary:
"If the aroma of grilled goodness tickles your senses, consider yourself an official member of the cookout crew! 🍔🌭🥩 Time to follow your nose and join the feast 🎉🔥 #CookoutInvitation"
5 months ago
Share →: Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Commentary:
"Me trying to embrace nature: 🌿🌞

Nature's response: 🦟🌿🚫

Well then, Mother Nature isn't holding back with her rating system! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 😂"