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Funny package quotes

Funny package quotes πŸ“¦βœ¨ bring a burst of laughter to every unboxing moment! Whether it’s a quirky note or a clever line, these witty words add extra joy to your delivery day πŸššπŸ˜‚. Perfect for sharing smiles and spreading good vibes, they turn ordinary parcels into memorable surprises πŸŽπŸ˜„. Ready to giggle through your next shipment? Let’s dive into the funniest package sayings that’ll brighten up any box! πŸ“¬πŸŽ‰

I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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