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Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025