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Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Just shared via Discord:

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Seen just now on Discord:

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Making waves on X:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Making waves on Threads:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

Shared recently on Discord:

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Making waves on X:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

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89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My toxic trait is optimism.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

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Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

You can reach me by butterfly.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Discord:

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

Live now on Facebook:

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

Spotted on TikTok:

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

Just shared via Instagram:

Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

Breaking via Facebook:

Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

Just landed via Threads:

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

Trending via Reddit:

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

Just shared via Messenger:

Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

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