Funny package quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like their job is just opening packages! 📦😂 #ProfessionalUnwrapper"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

  Commentary:
  🤣😂 "When a package declares it's 'sharing size', just remember – it's like a wink from the snack gods, not a set rule! They can't send a snack police 🚔 to your door for enjoying all that goodness solo. Embrace the freedom, my friends!" 😜🍫 #SnackRulesAreMeantToBeBroken

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like that package is stealing the spotlight! 📦🏠 Don't worry, it's just a delivery, not an audition for 'Home Alone 5'! 😂 #PackageDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is celebrating "Me-mas" instead of Christmas this year 😂📦🎄 Who needs to shop for others when you can treat yourself, right? Enjoy those packages, you deserve it!🎁🎁🎁

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old struggle between slicing through life's challenges like a badass superhero and trying not to accidentally shred your Amazon package 🦾💥📦 At least Wolverine never had to worry about misplacing his scissors!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

  Commentary:
  "Non-glasses wearers are missing out on that instant upgrade to Ultra High Definition vision! 🤓✨ The satisfaction of cleaning your glasses and instantly seeing the world in crystal clear UHD is truly a privilege reserved for us specs enthusiasts. Sorry, non-glasses wearers, you'll just have to settle for regular HD 😜👓 #GlassesUpgrade"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

  Commentary:
  "If only Summer Premium Package came with a 'No Wasps' option… 🚫🐝💸 Maybe we can negotiate a special 'Wasp-Free Guarantee' upgrade for you! 😂✨ #SummerStruggles"

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