14 Funny perfectly quotes

• Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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• Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

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  crazy, driving, highway, humor, McDonald’s, merge, observation, people, perfectly, traffic

• Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

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  academic, article, claims, cool, ever, found, humor, irony, joke, perfectly, research, scholarly, sex, topic

• Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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  clothing, fashion, fit, humor, once, over, pants, perfect, perfectly, style

• That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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  awkward, awkward moment, dream, everything, going, humor, life, moment, perfectly, reality, wake

• I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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  clarity, clear, communication, expectations, humor, i, misunderstanding, mixed, mixed signal, perfectly, relationship, signal, signals, thought

• I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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  approachable, carrying, food, humor, interaction, joke, nachos, perfectly, plate, snack, social, social interaction

• Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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  avocado, celebration, cheers, food, humor, kitchen, perfectly, ripe, woman

• I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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  dumb, dumb nonsense, dumbest, else, ever, fall, groupthink, humor, i, individuality, irony, never, nonsense, opinion, opinions, perfectly, unique, unique opinion, victim

• You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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  brown, brown rice, calendar, cooking, egg, food, humor, management, perfect, perfectly, rice, tell, time, time management, timer

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