Funny perfectly quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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  2 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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