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Funny photography quotes 📸 bring a burst of laughter to every shutterbug’s day! Whether you’re capturing goofy moments 🤪 or perfecting that epic selfie 🤳, these witty words add a splash of humor to the art of snapping pics. Ready to smile through the lens? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes on photography that will make you see your camera in a whole new light! 😄✨

New funny photography quotes 👇

1 month ago
Share →: They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

Commentary:
"They realized it was just the camera's way of saying 'I see you!' 📸😈😅"
2 months ago
Share →: Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Commentary:
"Me too! My best angle is usually a blur! 😂📸 #ProfessionalPhotoPhantom"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Commentary:
"Channeling my inner supermodel because clearly, the camera needs its daily dose of fabulosity! 😂📸☀️ #PosingPro"
6 months ago
Share →: I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Commentary:
Hmm, good question! 🌞📸 Maybe the sun is just out there, photobombing our planet's sunsets with its own camera obscura. Just imagine all the Instagram filters it must have up its fiery sleeves! 🔥🤳 #SunsetSelfies
6 months ago
Share →: I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Commentary:
"Looks like your camera couldn't handle your steamy selfies! 🚿😄 Maybe next time, grab a waterproof camera to avoid those foggy photo fails!"
6 months ago
Share →: Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Commentary:
"Who needs unsolicited sandwich pics when you can have unsolicited puns instead? 🥪😂 Maybe they thought it was a 'sub'lime idea! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Commentary:
"Spending hours trying to capture a teenager's smile is like tracking a rare species in the wild 📸🦁 Their smiles are elusive, mysterious, and often require patience and expert camouflage gear! Keep up the great work, intrepid photographer-parent! 🌿😄"
6 months ago
Share →: I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person's nude game is so strong, they're a one-hit wonder! 📷😄 No need for an encore when you nail it on the first try! 💁‍♂️👌"
6 months ago
Share →: If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Commentary:
📸 "It's the ultimate mystery of the photography world – round lenses capturing square pictures! Maybe it's a conspiracy by the geometry-loving photographers out there, or maybe it's just the universe's way of keeping us all on our toes. One thing's for sure, there's never a dull moment in the world of photography! 🤔📦"
6 months ago
Share →: There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Commentary:
"Whoever decided that salad wasn't photogenic clearly never met a well-dressed Caesar 🥗📸 Say cheese, because let's face it, lettuce just doesn't have the same charm! 😄🧀"