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Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Fries, not lies.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Babe, are you okay? You haven’t touched your dark humor all day.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Social media may have been a mistake.

Going bananas on X:

Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

Going viral on Instagram:

Coffee is better when you have no work.

Spotted on Facebook:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

Just landed via YouTube:

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

Live now on Reddit:

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

Just landed via Reddit:

I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

Trending via WeChat:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

20 Funny photography quotes

Funny photography quotes 📸 bring a burst of laughter to every shutterbug’s day! Whether you’re capturing goofy moments 🤪 or perfecting that epic selfie 🤳, these witty words add a splash of humor to the art of snapping pics. Ready to smile through the lens? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes on photography that will make you see your camera in a whole new light! 😄✨

New funny photography quotes 👇

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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2 months ago

bunny, bunny ear, ear, ears, gesture, giving, humor, nostalgia, people, photo, photography, photos, prank
Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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2 months ago

activity, boys, broke, budget-friendly, friendship, group, group activity, humor, iced, iced matcha, matcha, me, photography, pictures, take, taking
Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

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2 months ago

body, frustration, humor, i, own, photography, picture, pictures, self, selfie, step, take, wish
Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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2 months ago

camera, definitely, force, having, humor, keep, life, low quality, low-quality camera, photography, privacy, private, technology
Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

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2 months ago

appearance, diarrhea, good, humor, magical, people, photo, photogenic, photography, pic, picture, still
They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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2 months ago

before, demon, eyes, humor, joke, killed, misunderstanding, paranormal, people, photograph, photography, red, stuff, supernatural, superstition, turned
Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

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2 months ago

actually, awkward, basic, humor, most, photo, photography, photos, posing, self-confidence, self-image, selfie, talent, terrible, thing
It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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2 months ago

activity, everyone, fun, fun activity, good, important, me, media, photography, photos, pictures, self-image, selfie, social, social media, summer, vanity
I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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2 months ago

going, going down, humanity, humor, i, observation, photography, pictures, sun, wonder
I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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2 months ago

bathroom, camera, fogging, humor, i, issues, myself, photography, picture, selfie, shower, steam, take, tried

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41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

18 shares on Discord this month:

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

67 shares on Messenger this month:

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

20 shares on Telegram this month:

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

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I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

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If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,965

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Telegram:

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

Just landed via Threads:

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

Just landed via Messenger:

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Going viral on Twitch:

I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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