Funny presentation quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs 'ladies and gentlemen' when you can kick off your presentation with a bang by summoning the mighty souls who heed your warnings? 🌟💼 Talk about setting the tone! 👏 #GenderNeutralGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

  Commentary:
  Looks like he couldn't handle the hard-hitting truth during the PowerPoint roast session! 🤭💼 Better luck next time trying to dodge self-awareness, hubby! 😜🖥️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your presentation was a real rollercoaster ride without safety belts! 🎢🚫 #StaySafe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your skin is ready to give the most captivating presentation of the year! 💁‍♂️💼✨ Who knew dry skin could be so professional? Maybe it's time to moisturize and upgrade from PowerPoint to a TED talk! 💻🌟 #DrySkinGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the presentation itself was the real joke! 💸😅 Hope the punchline was worth it, or at least enough to cover the disappointment. #CorporateHumor"

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