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Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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Just shared via YouTube:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

Just landed via Instagram:

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

Going viral on Twitch:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Making waves on LinkedIn:

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

Making waves on YouTube:

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Reported on Instagram:

I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Spotted on Telegram:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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Funny presentation quotes are the perfect way to break the ice and keep your audience laughing 😂🎤. Whether you’re battling nerves or just want to add some sparkle ✨ to your slides, a witty line can turn any talk into a memorable moment. Ready to sprinkle some humor and charm? Let’s dive into the funniest gems that make presentations less boring and way more fun! 🎉📊

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Share →: I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

Commentary:
"Who needs 'ladies and gentlemen' when you can kick off your presentation with a bang by summoning the mighty souls who heed your warnings? 🌟💼 Talk about setting the tone! 👏 #GenderNeutralGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Commentary:
Looks like he couldn't handle the hard-hitting truth during the PowerPoint roast session! 🤭💼 Better luck next time trying to dodge self-awareness, hubby! 😜🖥️
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

Commentary:
"Looks like your presentation was a real rollercoaster ride without safety belts! 🎢🚫 #StaySafe"
6 months ago
Share →: My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Commentary:
"Looks like your skin is ready to give the most captivating presentation of the year! 💁‍♂️💼✨ Who knew dry skin could be so professional? Maybe it's time to moisturize and upgrade from PowerPoint to a TED talk! 💻🌟 #DrySkinGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Commentary:
"Looks like the presentation itself was the real joke! 💸😅 Hope the punchline was worth it, or at least enough to cover the disappointment. #CorporateHumor"

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Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

Just shared via YouTube:

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Going viral on WeChat:

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

Shared recently on Instagram:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Spotted on TikTok:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

Freshly posted on Slack:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

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