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When homework takes a backseat to PowerPoint skills: future CEO in the making! 📊😂📱
641 Funny procrastination quotes
Tuesday is no better than Monday.
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When Monday and Tuesday are in a race, they're both losing! 🐢🏁😂
I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.
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When you hit the snooze button on stress 😂🛌💤
Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.
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My entire university experience summarized: a full-time gig in creative persuasion 🤔🎓📚🔜
Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.
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Ah yes, the classic "texting energy crisis" – it's like the battery icon in my brain is perpetually on 10% 🤣🔋📱
Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.
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Summer goals evolving like Pokémon! 🍦🎉 Who needs a job when you have mint chocolate chip to conquer? 😄
Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.
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When laziness meets genius: procrastination becomes a superpower 😂🧠📚
About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.
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Attempting to outrun poor personality traits one stride at a time 🏃♀️💨 or maybe just sprinting to the fridge instead 😂🍕
I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.
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Priorities: Water the ficus or save the world? 🌿💦 Priorities! 😄
I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.
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Sounds like my weekend agenda is fashionably on point: mastering the art of 'couch couture'! 😎👗🛋️