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6 months ago
Share →: 9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Commentary:
"9am: Feeling like a superhero ready to conquer the day! 💪 2pm: Maybe tomorrow, after a nap and some snacks. 😅 #MorningMotivationVsAfternoonRealities"
6 months ago
Share →: Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

Commentary:
"Thursday, the middle child of the week, always struggling to find its place. Why bother, when we all just want to fast forward to Friday anyway? 😆🤷‍♂️ #ThursdayBlues"
6 months ago
Share →: Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: adding a touch of historical flair to your work emails just might earn you a promotion, or at the very least, confuse your colleagues in the best way possible. 🤓💼 #WorkplaceRevolution"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

Commentary:
"Looks like even your to-do list needs a to-do list! 📝😆 Who needs a personal assistant when you've got jokes like these! 💁‍♂️ #ProcrastinationNation"
6 months ago
Share →: Nobody rots in bed like I do.

Commentary:
Well, if there was an Olympic event for bed-rotting, you'd definitely be a gold medalist! 🛌😂 It's all about mastering the art of immobility, right? Just remember, even the laziest of days can be extra cozy and rejuvenating! 💤✨
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Commentary:
"Sorry for my delayed arrival, folks! Got ambushed by a rogue gang of bubble wrap that needed popping 🙈💥 Who can resist that satisfying *pop* sound, am I right? #BubbleWrapWars"
6 months ago
Share →: December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

Commentary:
Ah, December – the month where procrastination thrives and responsibility takes a holiday break, leaving poor January to clean up the mess like the designated driver at the office party 🎉🤷‍♂️ Don't worry, January, we promise to start working on that New Year's resolution…in February! 📆🙈 #JustDecemberThings
6 months ago
Share →: Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

Commentary:
"Looks like we're stuck in the dreaded land of 'Not-Friday-Not-Thursday-ville' 🙃⏳ At least we've got each other to make it through this midweek madness! Keep pushing, the weekend will eventually grace us with its presence! 🎉🤪 #IsItFridayYet"
6 months ago
Share →: This Monday could have been an email.

Commentary:
"Ah, Monday. The day where people contemplate how many unnecessary meetings could have been condensed into a single email 📧💼 #SpareUsTheSmallTalk"
6 months ago
Share →: For whom the doom scrolls!

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive seekers of the ancient scrolls! 🧙‍♂️🔮 Who dare to decipher the cryptic messages of destiny… or just end up getting zapped by an unexpected curse! ⚡️💀 Remember, not all scrolls lead to treasure chests! 🗝️😅"