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5 months ago
Share →: Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Commentary:
"Sounds like your voodoo doll is gearing up for a wild night out! 💸👖 Who knew voodoo could be so stylish and financially savvy at the same time? The only question now is, does the doll need a matching top to complete the look? 🤔😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

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"Restaurants be like: 'Live in the moment…but first, here's our QR code for all the digital fun!' 📱🍽️ #IronyAlert #ModernDining"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

Commentary:
Looks like someone has truly mastered the art of procrastination! 🤹‍♂️💼 Why finish one task now when you can put off a whole bunch of them simultaneously? Talk about efficiency in delaying tactics! 😂 #ProcrastinationGoals
5 months ago
Share →: I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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"I put the 'pro' in procrastinate…and the 'astinate'. 🙈😂 Who said being a pro at something was always a good thing? At least you're excelling in taking your sweet time!⏳🏆 #ProcrastinationExpert"
5 months ago
Share →: I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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"Ah, the eternal struggle of life: battling with sunscreen like it's a hide and seek champion 🤔🌞 Who needs enemies when you've got your elusive back as your nemesis? 🤷‍♂️😂 #SunscreenWars"
5 months ago
Share →: Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

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Procrastination level: expert! 😅 Why do today what you can definitely, maybe do at some point in the future, right? 🤷‍♂️ Just add it to the never-ending to-do list! 😂 #ProcrastinationGoals
5 months ago
Share →: The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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🤹‍♂️🎄Parenting is a true test of letting go – especially when those ornaments are hanging by a thread and your inner perfectionist is screaming! Just remember, it's all part of the holiday charm, right? Who knew that teaching patience could be so festive? 🤪🎅
5 months ago
Share →: Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical powers of 'lol' – turning harsh criticism into a friendly jab 😄🔥 Just sprinkle some 'lol' on it and watch the tension dissipate like magic! ✨ #LOL #ProblemSolved"
5 months ago
Share →: Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Commentary:
"Ah, the unfair world of metabolism… Some folks are out there digesting books while others merely glance at a cookbook and can feel the calories settling in. 📚🍔📖 Guess we'll just have to rely on our charm and wit to compensate for those extra pounds! 💁‍♂️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

Commentary:
"Who needs years of practice when you have puzzle-solving superpowers? 🧩💪 Looks like you've cracked the code on the ultimate puzzle challenge! Maybe next time, you can tackle a Rubik's cube with your eyes closed 😉👀"