24 Funny quitting quotes

• Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

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  2 weeks ago

  game, games, getting, girlfriend, humor, life, once, pandemic, quitting, real, relationship, social, social life, video, video game

• Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

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  2 months ago

  feel, motivation, plane, plane ticket, quitting, remember, reminder, ticket, tickets, times, tired, tiring, travel, work

• Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

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  2 months ago

  career, desire, focus, humor, job, motivation, not working, quitting, satire, work, working, workplace

• I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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  2 months ago

  allowed, boxing, competition, face, face punch, humor, i, joke, me, moment, opponent, punch, quit, quitting, sarcastic, sports, too

• I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, change, changing, changing name, city, different, ever, exaggeration, humor, i, move, moving, name, quit, quitting, say, toilet, work

• Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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  2 months ago

  advice, ask, career, going, humor, job, just, me, quit, quitting, quitting job, sarcasm, tell, work, work advice, workplace

• Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

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  2 months ago

  focus, home, humor, inside, introvert, job, quarantine, quitting, staying, staying inside, work, work from home

• Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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  2 months ago

  balance, decision, focus, girlfriend, humor, job, love, quitting, relationship, thinking, work life, work-life balance

• Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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  2 months ago

  activity, decision, focus, fun, fun activity, humor, job, leisure, quit, quitting, summer

• Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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  2 months ago

  activity, balance, entertainment, focus, fun, fun activity, job, procrastination, quitting, watching, work life, work-life balance, YouTube

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