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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

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The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

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Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

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I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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