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- Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”
- Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.
- Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.
- A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?
- At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.
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- I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.
- Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.
- My mood is currently on “shuffle”.
- A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?
- Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.
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