18 Funny randomness quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

  Commentary:
  "Sign me up for Goat Life! 🐐 Ready to leap into the weekend hooves-first, munching snacks and settling disputes the head-butting way! 😂🙌"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

  Commentary:
  "Turning 30: when your taste buds schedule a surprise party with sauerkraut as the guest of honor! 🥳🥬😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

  Commentary:
  "When life hands you an ostrich, just remember: it can't fly away with your dreams! 🦩✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweet serendipity of life's DJ spinning your jam without you even asking for it! 🎵🎉 It's like the universe saying, "Surprise! Here's your favorite tune on the house!" 🎶🎁 Who needs a playlist when you have cosmic music playin' tricks on ya? 🌌🎧 #MusicalMagic

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a duck in a row when you can have a duck party instead? 🦆🎉 Embrace the chaos and let those ducks roam free! Just be sure to watch your step 🦆💨 #QuackAttack"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like COVID got tired of just affecting your health, now it's coming for your ears too! Stay safe out there, you might end up binge-listening to shows about cat fashion or underwater basket weaving thanks to this new variant."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

  Commentary:
  Can you imagine the stunned look on your face if your dog suddenly drops this bombshell on you? 🐶😯 Just imagine the endless possibilities and conspiracy theories that would follow such a declaration! 🤔🐾 And to top it off, the dog's vow of silence afterward would only add to the mystery and hilarity of the situation! 🤫😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

  Commentary:
  "Life always keeps you guessing like a weather forecast – one day sunny ☀️, the next day stormy ⛈️, and the day after who even knows? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the unpredictability and just go with the flow, just like the weatherman says – anything's possible! 🌈☔"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter is like a swamp. 🐸 You wade through the muck, dodging toxic tweets left and right. But once in a while, a gem surfaces like a delicious fly, and you strike with the speed of a hungry frog! 🦟✨ #TweetTreats"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, just like a chaotic playlist, my mood is on "shuffle" too! 🎶 One minute I'm feeling like a peppy pop song and the next, a melancholic ballad. Life is full of unexpected tunes, isn't it? 🎵😄

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