18 Funny randomness quotes — Wordgag ツ

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

3 months ago3 months ago

I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

4 months ago4 months ago

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

4 months ago4 months ago

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

6 months ago6 months ago

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

6 months ago6 months ago

New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

Mar 17, 2025

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Feb 5, 2025Feb 5, 2025

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

Jan 28, 2025

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Jan 28, 2025

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

Jan 27, 2025

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Jan 26, 2025

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Jan 25, 2025

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

Jan 24, 2025

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Jan 24, 2025

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

Jan 23, 2025

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Jan 21, 2025

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Jan 20, 2025

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

Jan 20, 20256 months ago