13 Funny randomness quotes

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Funny Quotes 1 week ago

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

Funny Quotes 4 weeks ago