17 Funny randomness quotes

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  2 days ago

  View →: I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.
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  3 days ago

  View →: The world is my ostrich, or whatever.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.
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  3 months ago

  View →: New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.
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  4 months ago

  View →: What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My mood is currently on “shuffle”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”
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  4 months ago

  View →: I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”
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  4 months ago

  View →: Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?
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  5 months ago

  View →: At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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