44 Funny reference quotes

• I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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  classics, ever, every, FOMO, humor, i, literature, making, me, read, reading, reference, references, understand, understanding, want

• In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

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  celebration, charles, Christmas, Dickens, holiday, honor, humor, i, irony, literary, literary reference, poor, reference

• My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

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  attraction, bot, bring, culture, drink, humor, milkshake, pop, pop culture, reference, yard

• You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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  activity, apple, humor, joke, me, original, picking, reference, sin, temptation, want

• At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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  always, Christmas, finance, holiday, humor, invoice, joke, outstanding, payment, reference, seasonal, time

• Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

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  anything, boundary, food, good, humor, i, love, lyrics, means, meatloaf, music, music reference, reference, relationship, safe, safe word, word

• I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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  born, capitalism, choices, disappointment, favorite, historical, historical reference, humor, i, irony, king, late, life, life choices, mistress, reference, stage, sun, Sun King, Versailles

• I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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  bus, condition, die, fast, humor, i, joke, life, reference, speed, urgency, walk, where, wherever

• Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

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  again, animal, animal reference, chicken, food, funny moment, grocery, grocery store, holding, humor, moment, reference, rotisserie, rotisserie chicken, Simba, situation, store, unexpected, unexpected situation

• Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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  cultural, cultural reference, every, fiancée, funny moment, humor, moment, movie, movie reference, Olympics, Paris, Ratatouille, reference, relationship, ruining, saying, time, where

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