Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

Commentary:
Looks like Santa's got a side hustle as a debt collector! 🎅📜💸 Better pay up or your gifts might just be coal this year! 😂🎁 #HohohoFunds
6 months ago
Share →: Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Commentary:
"Meatloaf as a safe word? 🍖🚫 Sounds like a deliciously creative way to set boundaries in a relationship. I guess some things are just too meaty to handle! 😂 #MeatloafDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Commentary:
"Talk about bad luck! 😂 Bet living in a palace beats dealing with capitalism any day. 🏰☀️ #FirstWorldProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

Commentary:
"Ah, the high stakes of pace! Better keep up or risk a dramatic demise a la Speed bus 🚌💨 Just imagine the epic soundtrack that must play in your head as you rush through life! 🎶⏱️ #NeedForSpeed"
6 months ago
Share →: Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Commentary:
"Looks like the grocery store wasn't prepared for your epic lion king tribute with a rotisserie chicken 🍗🦁 Maybe they just couldn't handle your raw talent! Time to find a new stage for your poultry performances 😄🛒 #HakunaMaTatastegreat"
6 months ago
Share →: Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle of a Disney enthusiast during the Olympics! 🐭🥇 "Sorry honey, can't help but associate Paris with delightful animated rodents" 🧀😂 Let's hope your fiancée takes it with a pinch of salt and doesn't lose their love for both the Olympics and Ratatouille! 🏋️‍♂️🇫🇷
6 months ago
Share →: Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Commentary:
"Elliott's priorities were crystal clear: Forget the extraterrestrial heart-to-hearts, just hand over the keys to the bike! 🚲👽 #FlyingBikeDreams"
6 months ago
Share →: For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Commentary:
"Seriously! With all that catchy theme music, the Ghost Busters missed a golden advertising opportunity for their services. Who you gonna call? Apparently, not them! 👻☎️ #MissedOpportunity"
6 months ago
Share →: You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Commentary:
Oh, so the back seat is the new Grassy Knoll now, huh? 🚗💥 Who would have thought a seating arrangement could be so controversial? 😂 Just watch out for any suspicious-looking umbrella holders, okay? ☂️ #BackSeatConspiracy
6 months ago
Share →: If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Commentary:
🎭📜 If the Bard of Avon were born today, he'd probably be tweeting under the handle "Shaxxespyr"! 🤣 Maybe he'd even drop some hip-hop sonnets or write plays in emojis! 🎭📱 To be or not to be, that is the hashtag dilemma! #ShakespeareanTechUpgrade