31 Funny retail quotes

• You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkwardness, cause, comparison, ever, feel, humor, know, retail, shopping, situation, social, social situation, store, store comparison, Target, Walmart

• The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

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  2 months ago

  cashier, customer, customer service, day, good, good day, honesty, humor, insincerity, mean, retail, said, sarcasm, service

• “Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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  2 months ago

  cart, deserve, humor, indulgence, retail, retail therapy, self-care, sh, shopping, therapy, treat, yourself

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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  2 months ago

  advice, Amazon, anything, consumerism, hear, humor, i, know, need, needs, procrastination, retail, self-care, shopping, today

• Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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  2 months ago

  anticipation, business, business day, day, delivery, humor, live, me, online, online shopping, procrastination, reason, reason to live, retail, retail therapy, shopping, therapy

• I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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  2 months ago

  cart, closing, closing tab, everything, habit, humor, laughing, online, online shopping, retail, retail therapy, shopping, shopping habit, subtotal, tab, therapy, want

• The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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  2 months ago

  cashiers, convenience, frustration, humor, idiots, problem, retail, self-checkout, shopping, technology

• Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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  2 months ago

  changing, dollar, Dollar Tree, due, fiddy, humor, inflation, money, name, price, prices, retail, rising, rising price, shopping, tree, Tree Fiddy

• People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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  2 months ago

  allowed, Christmas, customer, humor, little, people, relief, retail, should, slap, stress, stress relief, treat, work

• Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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  2 months ago

  customer, customers, employee, every, hit, humor, retail, satisfaction, should, stress, tell, used, workplace, year, yearly

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