24 Funny return quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'I’ll get back to you at my leisure' move 🕰️😆. It’s like a slow-motion version of phone tag, where the ball is always in their court… or maybe just in their pocket! 📱😂 Don’t worry, I'm pretty sure snails move faster than their response time! 🐌 #OnMyOwnTime"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the quintessential dread of returning to work – it hits differently after a delicious lunch, a rejuvenating vacation, or simply facing the reality of adulting 🙈 On the bright side, at least you can always look forward to your next break or retirement 🌞💼 #MondayBlues"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's idea of punctuality is as flexible as a rubber band 🕰️😄 If patience is a virtue, then this person is a saint in the making! ⏳😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like we've got a modern-day Pygmalion on our hands! 🖨️💥 Turning a 3D printer into a 4D printer – printing printers, who needs the Matrix when you've got this level of meta? 😂👏 #WhoPrintsThePrinters

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