Funny rid quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

  Commentary:
  "Finally permission to let go of my 'museum of ancient tech boxes'! 📦✨ #BoxHoarderNoMore"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

  Commentary:
  "Without social media, I might as well start a psychic hotline to guess what my friends had for dinner 🍔🍕🌮 #MissingOutOnTheFeast #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the only cure for a cold is a heavy dose of tea and a sprinkle of British charm! 🍵🇬🇧 Who knew a sore throat could make you start curtsying to inanimate objects and asking for crumpets? Let's hope the Queen doesn't invite you for high tea anytime soon!" 😄👑

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs cable when you can pay for multiple streaming services and still have money left over for… well, not much 🤑💸 Don't worry, your brainpower will surely help you find a way to cut costs… maybe. 😅📺 #StreamingOverload"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

  Commentary:
  🔮💸 "If you suspect someone's been dabbling in the dark arts, just swipe $500 my way and I'll wave my magic credit card to banish that spell! ✨💳 Who needs potions and incantations when you have the power of money, am I right? 😂💸"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, even Mother Nature has a sense of humor 😄🌳 Don't let a fallen tree be a Freudian slip! Safety first, especially when dealing with exes and chainsaws! 🔪😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old strategy of outsmarting hoodlums by only keeping the most undesirable belongings in the garage! 🚗🔒 #Anti-TheftGoals #DeclutteringWithStyle"

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