Funny rid quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

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