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Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

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Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

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Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

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Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

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Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

Trending via Pinterest:

Twitter is an abusement park.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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56 shares on TikTok this month:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

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Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

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It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

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The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

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One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

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Spotted on Twitch:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Trending via Twitch:

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Going viral on Twitch:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

Just shared via Instagram:

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Just shared via X:

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Going viral on X:

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Making waves on WeChat:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

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