81 Funny running quotes

• You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, cool, fitness, humor, perception, running, self-image, think, video, yourself

• The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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  2 months ago

  exercise, fitness, humor, i, joke, last, money, month, procrastination, running, spending

• The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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  2 months ago

  consider, exercise, fitness, humor, i, irony, jogger, running, smiling, time

• Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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  2 months ago

  call, distance, exercise, fardio, humor, long distance, pun, running, wordplay

• I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

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  2 months ago

  appreciate, bond, character, humor, i, interest, james, James Bond, joke, movie, movie character, myself, next, rejection, running, self-deprecating, spy, thank, understanding

• High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

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  3 months ago

  awkward, catch, crazy, crush, glimpse, hell, high, high school, i, just, love, memory, over, running, school, teenager, why

• “Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

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  3 months ago

  both, cool, dislike, exercise, humor, i, life, marathon, motivation, running, sarcasm, sprint, things

• Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

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  3 months ago

  affection, animal, animal behavior, apology, behavior, excited, excitement, greeting, humor, i, running, sorry

• I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

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  3 months ago

  exercise, going, here, humor, i, just, mouth, procrastination, run, running, talking

• Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

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  5 months ago

  adult, adult life, adulthood, bill, bills, days, device, devices, just, life, memory, responsibility, running, technology

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