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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

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If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

Seen just now on X:

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Going viral on Facebook:

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

Just shared via WeChat:

I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

Seen just now on YouTube:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Just shared via Instagram:

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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Trending via Discord:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

Going viral on TikTok:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Spotted on Twitch:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Just shared via Reddit:

Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

Just landed via YouTube:

The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Making waves on Messenger:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

Going viral on YouTube:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

Just shared via Discord:

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Just landed via Twitch:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

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