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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

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Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

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Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

Live now on YouTube:

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

Just shared via Facebook:

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

1 month ago

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If you can stand me, you deserve me!

1 month ago

confidence, deserve, humor, me, relationship, self-esteem, stand
I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

1 month ago

confidence, humor, i, irony, need, praise, sarcasm, self-esteem, self-worth, someone, validation
The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

1 month ago

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

1 month ago

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

1 month ago

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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

1 month ago

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

1 month ago

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

1 month ago

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Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

1 month ago

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

58 shares on Reddit this month:

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

10 shares on X this month:

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

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Are you a software update, because not now!

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

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Going viral on YouTube:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Spotted on Instagram:

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

Just shared via Discord:

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I run a parody bank account.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Taking a walk: The most effective debugging tool.

Just shared via Telegram:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Freshly posted on Slack:

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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