55 Funny self-esteem quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

  Commentary:
  "Fine dining: where the only thing more intimidating than the prices is trying to navigate through a meal without causing a culinary catastrophe on that pristine tablecloth! 🍴😅 Don't worry, just consider it a modern art installation at the end of the meal! 🎨😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, don't worry if you don't like me, sweetie. Not everyone can handle this fabulousness 💁‍♀️👑 #sorrynotsorry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe hot chocolate is just tired of being seen as the second choice to coffee 😏☕ Give some love to that beautiful chocolate, folks! 🍫💖"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out world, this potential is just simmering under the surface! 🔥 Let's sprinkle some kindness, might as well stay on the good side of the future superstar! 🌟😎"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

  Commentary:
  "Me: *trying to look cute* 😘

  My man: *staring intensifies* 😳

  Inner me: *panicking* 😬

  Reality check: *It's the love gaze or the 'did I leave the stove on?' gaze?* 🤔😂"

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