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Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Shared recently on Discord:

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

Going viral on Facebook:

If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

Spotted on Messenger:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

Just landed via Threads:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Trending via WhatsApp:

A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

Live now on WeChat:

“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

Freshly posted on Discord:

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

Spotted on WeChat:

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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66 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

65 shares on Slack this month:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

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7 folks are currently checking 👀

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

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Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

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I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

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My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

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“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

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In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

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“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

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I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

Making waves on Instagram:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Making waves on Facebook:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

Trending via Facebook:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Trending via Reddit:

Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

Shared recently on Telegram:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

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