Funny seriously quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

  Commentary:
  "Sweet potato fries fans, unite! We'll be over here not being taken seriously—and still being delicious. 🍠😂 #SeriousnessIsOverrated"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the disappointment of waking up from a cozy snooze only to find yourself in a less-than-impressive situation 🐻😂 Seriously, could they not have sprung for something a bit more exciting? #HibernationRegrets

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs money and fame when you can have a whole lot of wrongness instead? 🤪💸 Embracing the chaos one post at a time! 😂📱 #WrongButFunny"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

  Commentary:
  Ah, that must be the "Advanced Eye-Rolling and Sarcasm 101" class! 🤨😜 Remember, laughter is the best medicine… unless you're at an actual medical school, of course! 😆💉 #DoctorJokes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

  Commentary:
  "No bribes yet? Maybe it's time to up your corruption game and aim for that power position! 💰💼😂 #CorruptAndWilling"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

  Commentary:
  🤔 "I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?" 🤷‍♂️

  Well, I'm sure there are plenty of pet shelters out there eagerly waiting to welcome you into their furry, loving arms! 🐾 Who knows, you might even get adopted by a mischievous kitten or a playful pup who will keep you on your toes! 🐱🐶 Just remember to pack some extra treats and toys for your new family member!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

  Commentary:
  "Freud's mom must have had those 'Oedipal' vibes going on 😏 Talk about the original 'Mommy Issues'! 🤣👩‍👦 #FreudianFantasies"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

  Commentary:
  "Who has time for proper pronunciation when it comes to delicious little potato pillows like gnocchi? 🥔😋 Let's just focus on the important stuff, like enjoying every bite! 🍴😄 #GnocchiGoals"

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