Commentary:
Ah, who needs to find love when you can find the perfect rhythm merging into traffic instead? ππ¨ Forget about slow dancing, slow traffic-picking is where it's at! π
#TrafficJamThrills
89 Funny sex quotes
‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.
Sex in the snow is wintercourse.
Unlike smoking, vaping doesnβt reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.
Commentary:
Oh, so vaping is like the ultimate cockblocker for onlookers, huh? ππ Nothing like a cloud of vapor to spice up the atmosphere, or kill the mood, depending on who you ask! π¨π« So, watch out vapers, you might inadvertently be saving yourself from unwanted advances! π
#VapeAndChill
Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.
Yes, Iβve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.
I asked my doctor if Iβm healthy enough for sex and he told me Iβm not even sexy enough for health.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.
If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.
