93 Funny shit quotes

Funny shit quotes 🤣 are your ultimate sidekick when you need a dose of humor that hits just right! Whether it’s a clever quip or a cheeky observation, these quotes are guaranteed to turn your day around 😜. Perfect for sharing with friends or spicing up your own inner monologue, they bring laughter in spades and remind us not to take life too seriously 😂. Get ready to giggle, snort, and smile!

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

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The real lesson here is always carry a red nose in case you want to be suddenly popular during fog season 😂🦌🎅

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

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Isn't it amazing how parents have that superpower to teleport us back to our teenage angst years on demand? 🕰️🤣🍼

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

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Tell them we're still trying to find the instruction manual for planet Earth! 🚀📚🍄

I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

Commentary:
Just holding out for the season finale of Earth to decide if I should start adulting 😂🌍⏳