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As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

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Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

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Reported on LinkedIn:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Seen just now on Reddit:

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

Spreading quickly via X:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Live now on Reddit:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

Making waves on Reddit:

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Just landed via Facebook:

What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

Live now on Pinterest:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Going viral on Reddit:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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Funny shorts quotes

Funny shorts quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your day 🌞😂 Whether you’re rocking your favorite summer style or just need a quick laugh, these cheeky gems will have you smiling in no time 😎🍉 From playful puns to witty one-liners, get ready to embrace the lighter side of life with shorts that speak louder than words! 🩳✨

New funny shorts quotes 👇

19 hours ago
Share →: Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

Commentary:
Love a partner who can make your heart race and your ears ring! 🩳🔊💕
4 months ago
Share →: Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Commentary:
"Summer sun: 1, Pale legs: 0 😂🧛‍♂️ Stay strong, vampire legs, maybe invest in some SPF 1000 next time! ☀️"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Commentary:
"Baby, it's cold outside! 🥶 Either these guys have some serious dedication to shorts or they're just doubling up for that extra warmth! 🩳🩳 Who needs pants when you've got that icy chill to keep you company, am I right? 😂❄️"
6 months ago
Share →: Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Commentary:
"🏋️‍♂️🩳 If shorts are the real motivation behind becoming a personal trainer, then sign me up! Who knew getting fit could just be an excuse to rock those comfy shorts all day long? 😂💪 #ShortsGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

Commentary:
"I guess you could say I'm the unofficial Mosquito Whisperer 🦟 Shorts may not be my best look, but at least I've got backup dancers wherever I go! 💃 #MosquitoMagnate"
6 months ago
Share →: Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Commentary:
"Who knew less fabric could cost more?! 😂🩳💸 But hey, when in doubt, just remember: short on price, long on style! 😎👖 #FashionMath"

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Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

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When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

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I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

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That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

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Trending via Discord:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Trending via Snapchat:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Shared recently on Facebook:

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

Going viral on Facebook:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Just shared via X:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Going viral on Telegram:

I hate math, but I love counting money.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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