Funny shorts quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

  Commentary:
  "Summer sun: 1, Pale legs: 0 😂🧛‍♂️ Stay strong, vampire legs, maybe invest in some SPF 1000 next time! ☀️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

  Commentary:
  "Baby, it's cold outside! 🥶 Either these guys have some serious dedication to shorts or they're just doubling up for that extra warmth! 🩳🩳 Who needs pants when you've got that icy chill to keep you company, am I right? 😂❄️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

  Commentary:
  "🏋️‍♂️🩳 If shorts are the real motivation behind becoming a personal trainer, then sign me up! Who knew getting fit could just be an excuse to rock those comfy shorts all day long? 😂💪 #ShortsGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

  Commentary:
  "I guess you could say I'm the unofficial Mosquito Whisperer 🦟 Shorts may not be my best look, but at least I've got backup dancers wherever I go! 💃 #MosquitoMagnate"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shorts should be half the price of pants.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew less fabric could cost more?! 😂🩳💸 But hey, when in doubt, just remember: short on price, long on style! 😎👖 #FashionMath"

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