The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos β like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts. Commentary:Finding bonus nachos in your shorts sounds like a spicy pocket surprise! πΆοΈπ©³π
Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed. Commentary:Love a partner who can make your heart race and your ears ring! π©³ππ
Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires. Commentary:"Summer sun: 1, Pale legs: 0 ππ§ββοΈ Stay strong, vampire legs, maybe invest in some SPF 1000 next time! βοΈ"
Itβs so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts. Commentary:"Baby, it's cold outside! π₯Ά Either these guys have some serious dedication to shorts or they're just doubling up for that extra warmth! π©³π©³ Who needs pants when you've got that icy chill to keep you company, am I right? πβοΈ"
Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day? Commentary:"ποΈββοΈπ©³ If shorts are the real motivation behind becoming a personal trainer, then sign me up! Who knew getting fit could just be an excuse to rock those comfy shorts all day long? ππͺ #ShortsGoals"
No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes. Commentary:"I guess you could say I'm the unofficial Mosquito Whisperer π¦ Shorts may not be my best look, but at least I've got backup dancers wherever I go! π #MosquitoMagnate"
Shorts should be half the price of pants. Commentary:"Who knew less fabric could cost more?! ππ©³πΈ But hey, when in doubt, just remember: short on price, long on style! ππ #FashionMath"