Funny shorts quotes

• The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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  1 month ago

  bonus, bonus nachos, buenas, buenas no, cargo, cargo short, chip, chips, finding, food, food humor, humor, i, know, means, nachos, only, short, shorts, snack, Spanish, tortilla, tortilla chip

• Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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  2 months ago

  attraction, bed, believe, desire, everyone, gender, humor, i, just, lot, noise, relationship, sexuality, short, short shorts, shorts, someone, wants

• Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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  2 months ago

  clothing, humor, leg, legs, pale, pale leg, sensation, shorts, summer, sunlight, vampire, vampires

• It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

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  2 months ago

  clothing, cold, humor, men, outside, shorts, wear, winter

• Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

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  2 months ago

  attire, day, every, fitness, humor, joke, just, personal, personal trainer, shorts, trainer, want, wear, work, workplace

• No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moments, except, excited, humor, me, moments, mosquit, outdoor, self-deprecation, shorts, summer

• Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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  2 months ago

  clothing, comparison, economics, fashion, humor, pants, price, shorts, should

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