33 Funny shower quotes

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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.
Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.
I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.
I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?
The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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5 months ago
Share →: I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Commentary:
"Who needs soap when you have a boyfriend, right? 😆🚿 Apparently, love really is the best cleanser! #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Commentary:
"Looks like your camera couldn't handle your steamy selfies! 🚿😄 Maybe next time, grab a waterproof camera to avoid those foggy photo fails!"
5 months ago
Share →: Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Commentary:
🎶 Singing in the shower: the premium concert experience no one asked for. At least until the unexpected plot twist hits – soap in your mouth! 🛁🎤 Suddenly, you're the star of your very own soap opera. Will you survive this sudsy drama unscathed? Stay tuned for the next episode of "The Young and the Grimeless"… 🚿✨
5 months ago
Share →: So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Commentary:
"Sounds like a classic case of mixing up your to-do list with your chores list 🤣. Don't forget to check off 'feeling accomplished' at the end of the day! 🧺🐱🚿🗑️🧍"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

Commentary:
Oh no, the struggle is real! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew that well-groomed hands could lead to such slippery situations? 🚿🥭 Looks like you'll have to rely on your wits to open that mango-scented treasure! 💅#WellGroomedWoes
5 months ago
Share →: People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Commentary:
"Well, they do say breakfast is the most important meal of the day! 🍳🚿 Who needs a table when you can have a 'shower-chair-cation' every morning? 💁‍♂️🪑"
5 months ago
Share →: “Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

Commentary:
"Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet… sounds like a real whirlwind of a story! 🚿💦 Just when you think you've got a grip on life, it all washes away… Sure, go ahead and spill the sudsy details about yourself! 🤣🛁 #ShowerThoughts"
5 months ago
Share →: The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

Commentary:
"Looks like this ninja's special move is the 'Soapy Sock Slide' technique! 👣🚿💥 Who needs a black belt when you can have squeaky clean feet instead? 😂 #ShowerNinja"
5 months ago
Share →: I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Commentary:
"Who needs a garden when you have a shower terrarium?! 🌿🚿 Just add some rubber ducks and call it a spa day!"
5 months ago
Share →: Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

Commentary:
🎶🚿 "Singing in the shower is like having your own personal concert… until you accidentally taste-test your shampoo and turn the bathroom into a soap opera! 🎤🛁 Just be glad you're not auditioning for 'The Young and the Hairless', am I right? 😉"