27 Funny shows quotes

• Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

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  2 months ago

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• Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

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  2 months ago

  else, entertainment, here, humor, Kardashian, never, reality, reality TV, say, show, shows, statement, TV, watch

• How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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  2 months ago

  bad, choice, consequences, decision, future, humor, nobody, shows, stop, time, time travel, travel

• There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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  2 months ago

  activity, cinema, culture, egérmozi, films, fun, fun activity, Hungarian, means, modern, modern culture, mouse, mouse cinema, phone, shows, slang, watching, watching films, word

• I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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  2 months ago

  culture, drugs, entertainment, humor, influence, peer, peer pressure, pop, pop culture, pressure, show, shows, social, social influence, TV, TV Show, watch

• Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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  2 months ago

  documentary, here, humor, i, irony, me, murder, person, shows, small, small town, things, town, watch

• Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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  2 months ago

  awareness, brain, brain damage, damage, excessive, humor, irony, know, me, sarcasm, screen, screen time, shows, study, technology, time, whenever

• We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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  2 months ago

  ads, commercials, entertainment, fee, humor, just, month, monthly, monthly fee, need, pay, service, shows, streaming, streaming service, subscription, us

• I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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  2 months ago

  character, dislike, entertainment, hate, hour, humor, i, life, likable, likable character, movie, need, people, show, shows, sick, spend, spending, spending time, time, TV, TV Show, where

• Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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  2 months ago

  culture, entertainment, Europeans, humor, lot, read, shows, stereotypes, suck, television

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