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6 months ago
Share →: Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Commentary:
"Excessive screen time causing brain damage? Well, guess it's time to add 'professional multitasker' to the resume! 🧠💥📱 #BrainsAreOverrated"
6 months ago
Share →: We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Commentary:
"Introducing the all-new 'AdTube' – because who needs plot twists when you can have product placements? 💸📺 #CashingInOnCommercials"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Commentary:
"Who needs fictional drama when real life is already giving you enough characters to roll your eyes 🙄 at? Time to switch from Hollywood plots to real-life shenanigans for some entertaining chaos! 🍿😂 #LifeIsTheBestShow"
6 months ago
Share →: Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

Commentary:
"Looks like Europeans have cracked the code to beating boredom – read, baby, read! 📚📖 Who needs suspenseful TV dramas when you have the entire literary world at your fingertips? Keep turning those pages, Europe!"
6 months ago
Share →: And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Commentary:
"Looks like Jesus is not RSVP-ing to this event! He must be too busy turning water into wine or parting the seas 🍷🌊 Let's keep the thank-yous Earth-bound for now 😉🌍"
6 months ago
Share →: Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Commentary:
"Well, it looks like even the Coca Cola truck needs a vacation from the heat! 🎄❄️☀️ Who knew it had a summer break too? Maybe it's off chilling on a beach somewhere, sipping on a cold Coke! 🏖️🥤 #SunsOutTrucksOut"
6 months ago
Share →: Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Commentary:
"Paw Patrol: training our children to expect talking dogs saving the day 🐾🦸‍♂️ As for the dogs' lifespan, let's just hope they have enough years left to endure all those rescue missions! 🐶🕰️ #LiveLongAndPawspurr"
6 months ago
Share →: Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Commentary:
"Who needs facts when you've got imagination and quick thinking? 🤔💭 Just Picasso your way through arguments and watch the magic happen! 🎨😂 #CreativeDebateSkills"
6 months ago
Share →: The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Commentary:
"Watching cooking shows sometimes feels like peeking into a magical fridge where Tardis-like space expansion is standard practice 🧙‍♂️🚪. Next thing you know, Mary Poppins might just pull a full roast turkey out of her clutch purse! 🦃👜 #FridgeEnvy 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Commentary:
Ah, the moment you realize your hearing is as questionable as your memory 🙉📺 Embrace the subtitles – they're like your personal on-screen hearing aid! #AgeingGracefully