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My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

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At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

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People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

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We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

Spotted on YouTube:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

Spotted on Pinterest:

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

Going viral on Slack:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

Going viral on Discord:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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Share →: Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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Sibling love: when "I got your back" becomes "I got your back because I pushed you out of the way first!" 😂🤷‍♂️👫
2 months ago
Share →: Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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"When your parents are experts in spotting fake friends but get bamboozled by Aunt Karen 🤦‍♂️😂 #FamilyDrama #PlotTwist" 🌟👀
6 months ago
Share →: The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate balance of feline foolishness! 🐱🤪 Bringing two cats into your home is like starting a never-ending comedy duo act. One provides the laughs with its baffling dumb decisions, while the other keeps you on your toes with its perpetual peskiness. It's the perfect recipe for a madcap household! 😂🐾"
6 months ago
Share →: It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

Commentary:
"Note to self: apparently, 'all of them' doesn't count as a valid answer when asked about your favorite child 🤷‍♂️ Lesson learned… the hard way 😅 #ParentingStruggles"

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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Freshly posted on X:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

Trending via Reddit:

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

Just shared via YouTube:

Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Seen just now on Slack:

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

Reported on Discord:

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Live now on Reddit:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Going viral on Messenger:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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