Funny siblings quotes

• Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

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  21 hours ago

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• Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

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  22 hours ago

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• I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

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  2 months ago

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• Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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  2 months ago

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• Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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  2 months ago

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• The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

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  2 months ago

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• It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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  2 months ago

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