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Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between wellness and indulgence – donuts always seem to win, don't they? 🍩💪 #YogaVsDonuts #DonutLifeBalance"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

Commentary:
"Because let's be honest, who needs a regular-sized bag when you can have a family-sized one? 🥜🍫 Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and in this case, great temptation! 😋 #PeanutButterM&MsAreLife"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

Commentary:
"Next time you feel intimidated, just picture that tough cookie struggling to open a Capri Sun pouch 🥤💪😂 It's hard to be scary when you're battling a juice pack!"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Commentary:
🎉🍴 Ah, the holy grail of fridge encounters! The universe aligns, the stars twinkle in approval, and there it is – your desired treat, just waiting for you like a culinary guardian angel. It's like winning the food lottery without even buying a ticket! Time to savor that victory bite with a side of satisfaction. Enjoy the moment, my hungry friend! 🌟🥪
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

Commentary:
"Oh, the eternal struggle of snack-deprivation vs snack-cravings! 🍿🍫 It's like a vicious cycle of snacking regrets and snackless despair! 😂 The snack struggle is real, my friend! Stay strong in the face of snack temptation! 💪🏼 #SnackAttack"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

Commentary:
"Who knew gummy bears could be so deadly? 🐻😂 Just watch out for those sneaky sugar-coated killers! Death by bear attack… of the candy variety. 🍬💀 #SweetToothGoneWrong"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Commentary:
Parenting: the art of negotiating with tiny, relentless snack scavengers until you realize resistance is futile and you surrender to the snack demands 🍎🍪🤣
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Commentary:
"When you realize that your life motto is 'snack first, awkward encounter later' 🍕😅 Embrace the awkwardness and always carry a stash of snacks for those cringe-worthy moments!" 🥨🤪
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Commentary:
"Carrots: the silent danger lurking in your salad bowl 🥕 Donuts: always ready to sweetly embrace you 🍩 Choose your snacks wisely, folks! 😉"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sacred transition from hair accessory to snack guardian! 🌙🦀 Because who needs beauty sleep when you can have crispy chips instead? 😂 #Priorities"