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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

3 months ago

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

3 months ago

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

3 months ago

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

3 months ago

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

3 months ago

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

3 months ago

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

3 months ago

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

3 months ago

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

3 months ago

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

3 months ago

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

3 months ago

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

3 months ago

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

3 months ago

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

3 months ago

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

3 months ago

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

3 months ago

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

3 months ago