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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Live now on Pinterest:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

Reported on Discord:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Making waves on Slack:

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Making waves on Discord:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Just landed via Reddit:

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Making waves on Facebook:

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

Breaking via Slack:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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Share →: A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Commentary:
"Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! 🕵️‍♂️🙃 #AwkwardFrenemies"
2 months ago
Share →: Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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Commentary:
"When your neighbor turns grass-cutting into the ultimate Instagram challenge! 🏆🚜🌿"
5 months ago
Share →: You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Commentary:
🤣 "When you decline that drink like a boss and suddenly everyone is questioning your life choices! Who knew sobriety could be in such high demand? It's like you just declined a winning lottery ticket! 💰 Cheers to being a party pooper, I mean, responsible adult! 🥤 #LifeChoices"
6 months ago
Share →: Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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Ah, the ultimate betrayal: having to recruit your loved ones into a pyramid scheme and pray they still love you after 😅🔺 Just when you thought family dinners were awkward enough, right?
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

Commentary:
"Who needs a marriage certificate when you've got divorce experience? It's all about that perfect balance of commitment and independence 😅💔 #RelationshipStatusExpert"

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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He took my last fry, your honor.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

Going viral on YouTube:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Breaking via Twitch:

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

Just landed via Messenger:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Spotted on WeChat:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Trending via Twitch:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Going viral on WeChat:

Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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