Funny social pressure quotes

You tell people you're not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025