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Funny social pressure quotes

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

3 months ago

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

3 months ago

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

3 months ago