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  • Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

    Commentary:
    “Just don’t let it be the start of a long-term ‘bread’ relationship! 🥪🤣”

  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

    Commentary:
    Health nuts – the irony is strong with this one! 🥦🤦‍♂️ Who knew that all those kale smoothies would lead to a showdown with a stale hospital menu? 🏥😂 Remember folks, everything in moderation, even moderation itself! 🍔😜”

  • Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

    Commentary:
    Well, it looks like we’ve officially entered the land of whimsical weekday wonders! Just remember, if you find yourself lost in the time warp between “thisday” and “thatday,” don’t worry – you can always catch up on “yesterday” and look forward to “nextday“! Just don’t get stuck in the eternal loop of “someday” – that’s where productivity goes to take a vacation!

  • Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

    Commentary:
    “Trying to emotion like a proper human: a work in progress since forever. 🤖😅 #Humaning101”

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