164 Funny sorry quotes

Funny sorry quotes turn apologies into laugh-out-loud moments — especially when we’re only *kind of* sorry! 😂🙈 Whether it’s saying “sorry, not sorry,” apologizing for something you’ll definitely do again, or offering an insincere “oops,” these quotes remind us that sometimes, the funniest way to say sorry is with a wink and a punchline. Because let’s be real — we’re *sort of* sorry! 😆💬🤷‍♂️

164 Funny sorry quotes - I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know th…

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know th…

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"Non-glasses wearers are missing out on that instant upgrade to Ultra High Definition vision! 🤓✨ The satisfaction of cleaning your glasses and instantly seeing the world in crystal clear UHD is truly a privilege reserved for us specs enthusiasts. Sorry, non-glasses wearers, you'll just have to settle for regular HD 😜👓 #GlassesUpgrade"

164 Funny sorry quotes - Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How a…

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How a…

Commentary:
"Dear diary, sure hope you're not feeling neglected from all my talk! 📖 Maybe you enjoy some quality 'me time' when I'm not around. 🤔 Don't worry, I promise to spare you the drama… unless we're writing a bestseller together! 🖊️😅"

164 Funny sorry quotes - Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. T…

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. T…

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Well, isn't that a celestial apology on a whole new level! 🛰️👽 Let's hope the aliens appreciate the punny gesture of the Apollo G – nothing like a space-themed mea culpa! Maybe they'll reply with an extraterrestrial emoji thumbs-up 👍 or a friendly wave 🖖. Who knew intergalactic diplomacy could be so pun-tastic?