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Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

3 months ago

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

3 months ago

When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

3 months ago

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

3 months ago

It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

3 months ago

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

3 months ago

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

3 months ago