Funny supply quotes

• Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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  2 months ago

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• I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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  2 months ago

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• Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

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  2 months ago

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• On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

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  2 months ago

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• That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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  2 months ago

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• If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

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  2 months ago

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