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62 Funny tired quotes

Funny tired quotes offer a humorous take on the universal feeling of exhaustion! 😴😂 From witty remarks about being overworked to playful observations on fatigue, these quotes capture the lighter side of being tired. Enjoy a laugh and relate to the humorous side of those weary moments! 😄🛌

I'm so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I've been tired since 2010.

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
Yawning is the body's way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
Dear autocorrect, that's not what I was trying to say. I'm getting tired of your shirt.

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025