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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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Seen just now on Slack:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Single, not sure how to mingle.

Making waves on Instagram:

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Spotted on TikTok:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Just shared via X:

I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

Seen just now on Messenger:

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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Jan 26, 2025
Share →: If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Commentary:
Are you tired of waving goodbye to ordinary "food" and ready to greet the fancy "cuisine"? 🍴✨ Let your taste buds embark on a culinary adventure and bid adieu to food comas! 🎩🍽️
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

Commentary:
"Looks like fatigue is the real superhero's kryptonite! 💤⚡️ Who needs a cape when you've got a cozy bed calling your name? 😂 #SleepySquad"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Commentary:
"Who needs coffee when you're a master of the 'awake but actually half asleep' act? 😴☕️ Keep up the Oscar-worthy performance, darling! 💁‍♂️😄 #TheStruggleIsReal"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Commentary:
"Looks like I need a recharge by mid-afternoon, just like my phone battery! 🔋😂 Who knew our bodies and devices had so much in common?"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Commentary:
"Trying to adult be like: taking 10,000 steps when all you really want is a nap. 💤🚶‍♂️ #AdultingStruggles"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

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"Stop asking me if I'm tired. Can't I just be cultivating my natural 'I woke up like this' look? 🤷‍♀️💤 Beauty sleep is so last season, darling! 😆"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, kindness is free – unlike that chatty neighbor who always comments on your dark circles! 😅 Let's spread good vibes instead of unsolicited observations, shall we? 💫 #BeKind #SmileAndWave"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Commentary:
🤯 "Defending your Ph.D. is like the academic equivalent of a championship fight – except no one warned you that you'd have to battle a committee of professors instead of stepping into a ring! Who knew academia could be so cutthroat? 😂 Just remember, you've got this – stand tall, maintain your sanity, and show 'em who's boss!"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

Commentary:
"Me at the end of the day: 'I'm tired…' 😪💤 But let's be real, we all know the real culprit here is people. 🙄😂 #IntrovertLife"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Commentary:
Oh, please! 🍌👵🏼 Those bananas have seen more life than a 20-year-old claiming tiredness! 😂 Time to peel away those excuses and embrace youthful energy! 💪 #BananasOverMillennials

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

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You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

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Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

Just landed via Instagram:

Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

Freshly posted on X:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Live now on Slack:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Just landed via X:

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

Making waves on TikTok:

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Just shared via X:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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