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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

Going viral on Threads:

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

Live now on Snapchat:

Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

Breaking via Telegram:

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Shared recently on Slack:

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

3 weeks ago

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I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

3 weeks ago

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

3 weeks ago

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

3 weeks ago

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If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

3 weeks ago

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

3 weeks ago

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Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

3 weeks ago

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

3 weeks ago

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So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

3 weeks ago

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

3 weeks ago

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63 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

15 shares on Discord this month:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

61 shares on Telegram this month:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

29 shares on Twitch this month:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

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No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Just shared via Threads:

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

Going bananas on Discord:

If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

Going viral on Telegram:

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Going bananas on X:

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

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