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I'm off to spread some joy with my face, the neighbourhood deserves it! 🌟😎🚶♂️
117 Funny walk quotes
I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.
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Why exercise when you can roller-skate to your next flight? 🛼✈️
Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.
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Who knew "popcorn bag opening" would be the final boss level in parenting? 😂🍿🔓
Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.
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Juice: *tastes great, but forgot to mention it's moonwalking practice in a glass* 🍹🕺😂
The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.
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When the bumpers side with the pins against you… 🎳😅 #BowlingFails
Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?
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That's literally my spirit animal: the disappearing ninja of awkward chats! 🥷😅💨
I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.
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When my inner voice decides to pick a fight, I end up giving the silent treatment to the air. 😤🗣️💭
Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.
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When you think you're on a romantic stroll but accidentally sign up for a marathon 🏃♂️🏃♀️💨
I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.
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Sounds like a Lego walk is less painful than reliving those awkward teen years! 😅🦶🧱
Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.
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Taking a casual stroll around the world for some me-time is totally relatable 🌍🚶♂️😅 Just don't forget your passport next time!