If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.