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28 Funny workout quotes

Funny workout quotes add a touch of humor to fitness routines, making exercise a bit more bearable! 💪😂 Whether you’re hitting the gym or just trying to survive a workout, these quotes will keep you smiling through the sweat. Get ready for some laughs while you lift! 🏋️‍♂️😄

1 day ago
View →: I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.
2 weeks ago
View →: If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?
2 weeks ago
View →: The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.
1 month ago
View →: At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.
1 month ago
View →: I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.
3 months ago
View →: If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…
3 months ago
View →: Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.
4 months ago
View →: Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.
4 months ago
View →: Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.
5 months ago
View →: I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.
5 months ago
View →: Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.
5 months ago
View →: The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.
5 months ago
View →: If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.
5 months ago
View →: Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.
5 months ago
View →: If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.
5 months ago
View →: Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.
5 months ago
View →: I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.
5 months ago
View →: The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.
5 months ago
View →: My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.
5 months ago
View →: I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.
5 months ago
View →: How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?
5 months ago
View →: Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.
5 months ago
View →: Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.
5 months ago
View →: I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.
5 months ago
View →: Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.
5 months ago
View →: Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
5 months ago
View →: My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.
5 months ago
View →: I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

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