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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

Spotted on Messenger:

Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

Trending via Telegram:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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34 Funny workout quotes

Funny workout quotes add a touch of humor to fitness routines, making exercise a bit more bearable! 💪😂 Whether you’re hitting the gym or just trying to survive a workout, these quotes will keep you smiling through the sweat. Get ready for some laughs while you lift! 🏋️‍♂️😄

New funny workout quotes 👇

5 days ago
Share →: You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Commentary:
Time warp alert! 🕒 Who knew a minute could stretch longer than a yoga mat? 😂🧘‍♂️
6 days ago
Share →: Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Commentary:
Sounds like the only race where a suitcase doubles as a personal trainer! 🏃‍♀️✈️💼
6 days ago
Share →: I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Commentary:
😂🏋️‍♂️ "I hear being a swamp witch is trending at the gym this season! Just rocking that 'fresh out of the cauldron' look!" 🧙‍♀️💦
1 week ago
Share →: Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

Commentary:
Workout gains are great until your laundry pile starts lifting heavier than you! 🏋️‍♂️👕🥴
2 weeks ago
Share →: I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Commentary:
"Push-up: 1, Me: 0. Battling gravity one chuckle at a time! 💪😅 #GravityWins"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

Commentary:
"BRB, practicing my tuck-and-roll exit for maximum storytelling potential 🏃‍♂️🤣 #TreadmillTales"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

Commentary:
"When your workout routine doubles as a self-defense class! 🤸‍♂️🥋😅"
1 month ago
Share →: If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Commentary:
"When I say I'm on a seafood diet, I mean I see food, and I eat it. 🥴🍕 Let's keep it that way!"
1 month ago
Share →: The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Commentary:
"Looks like my GPS has 'muscle memory' for the drive-thru! 🚗💥🏋️‍♂️🍔"
2 months ago
Share →: At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Commentary:
"Current situation: involuntarily becoming one with my thoughts 🧘‍♂️🤯 Can someone please ship an emergency playlist to the gym? 🎧😂"

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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Just shared via Twitch:

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

Just shared via Facebook:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

Making waves on Reddit:

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Just shared via Discord:

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Spotted on Messenger:

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

Seen just now on Slack:

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Going viral on Messenger:

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

Making waves on Discord:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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