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67 Funny wrong quotes

What's wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don't they have a couch?

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I've been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I'm just going to stick with it and see it through.

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
"What's wrong with you?" Right now or in general?

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don't miss anyone, you can't do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025