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6 months ago
Share →: Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

Commentary:
"Talking to myself is like having a meeting with the smartest person I know 🧠💬…even if they do tend to disagree with me a lot! 🤣 #BrainstormingSolo"
6 months ago
Share →: Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between desire and existential dread! 🙈🔥 Who needs a will to live when you've got a drive that refuses to quit? 😂💃 Embrace the chaos and zest for life in your own special way! 🎉🔥 #LivingLaVidaLoca"
6 months ago
Share →: People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'ask a silly question, get a silly answer'! 😜 Embrace the madness and watch them run for the hills! 🏃‍♂️💨"
6 months ago
Share →: Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Commentary:
"Oh, the horror! 👀 Sounds like a true emergency situation! 🚨 Who knew meeting the neighbors could be an extreme sport? 🏃‍♂️💨 Hang in there, sir, help is on the way! 🚓😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

Commentary:
Absolutely, sometimes the best decisions balance stupidity and happiness in perfect harmony! 🤪😄 Life is too short for responsible choices all the time, right? Enjoy the wild ride! 🎉🌟
6 months ago
Share →: It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of being contrary begins with just a single 'no' instead of a mindless 'yes' 😏. Watch out world, here comes the difficult yet oh-so-refreshing individual! 💁‍♂️ #embracethecontrariness"
6 months ago
Share →: I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Commentary:
"Talk about making life-changing decisions over a delicious breakfast! 🌯💍 Who needs a ring when you've got a breakfast burrito to say 'yes' to? 😂 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

Commentary:
"Them: 'Ugh, could you be more annoying?' Me: 'Oh God, yes!' 🙄😝 Who knew annoying could be so achievable, right?"
6 months ago
Share →: Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic bedtime struggle returns with a vengeance! 🛌😴 Parents everywhere are rejoicing at the sight of darkness, the ultimate ally in the eternal battle of bedtime. May the force be with you all! 🤣 #ParentingLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Commentary:
🌹🐝 Roses are red, bees like to fuss. This rhyme may be wonky, but hey, let's make a fuss! It's a rollercoaster of emotions, a poetic twist you see. Confusion at first, then clarity for thee! 🤔😄