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46 Funny yes quotes

Funny yes quotes ๐ŸŽ‰ are the ultimate way to add a sprinkle of humor and positivity to your day! Whether you’re agreeing with a friend’s wild idea or just looking to lighten the mood, these witty affirmations ๐Ÿ˜‚ are perfect for sparking laughter and camaraderie. Dive into a world where saying “yes” is a ticket ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ to endless fun and unexpected adventures. Get ready to chuckle, nod, and embrace the joy of agreement in the quirkiest ways possible! ๐Ÿ˜„

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

People ask you, โ€œare you crazyโ€, and then get scared when you answer, โ€œyesโ€.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Happy return of โ€œyes of course itโ€™s bedtime, see how dark it is outsideโ€ to all parents who celebrate.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesnโ€™t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Posted onJan 24, 20255 months ago

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Yes, Iโ€™ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Yes officer, Iโ€™d like to file a restraining order against my dentistโ€™s appointment reminder system.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Posted onJan 22, 2025

“So if I had kids, my kids would neverโ€ฆ” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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