Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time. Commentary:Sounds like you're on a quest to explore the ancient art of daily takeout! 🍜🤣🥢 Related Funny Posts 🤝 There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says. Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth. I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial. My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.
