Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

Her: how are you still single? Me: it's easier than you think.

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“Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I’m just too good at dodging Cupid’s arrows! 😅 Or perhaps my charm is just too overwhelming for the dating world to handle! 😏 Who needs a relationship when you’ve got such a fabulous self, right? 💁‍♂️”

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