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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

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Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

My first mistake of my life was my birth.

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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