I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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The future is buffering.

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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.