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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play…

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play…

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adult, adult life, adults, couch, couch potato, humor, humor quote, i, ignore, ignoring, ignoring problems, laziness, life, phone, phone usage, play, potato, problems, procrastination, run, sit, usage on Jul 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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