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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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Is this simulation from Temu?

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

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My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

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The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

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All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

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Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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Playful quote about childhood nostalgia and lost innocence with a humorous twist.

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Ah, the days when our greatest existential question was T-Rex or Triceratops 😂🦖🦕

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I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

52 shares on X this month:

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

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Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.

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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

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My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

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Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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