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I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

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My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

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A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

Going viral on Telegram:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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Playful quote about childhood nostalgia and lost innocence with a humorous twist.

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Ah, the days when our greatest existential question was T-Rex or Triceratops 😂🦖🦕

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My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m addicted to placebos.

39 shares on Threads this month:

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

32 shares on Discord this month:

Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

71 shares on Threads this month:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

78 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

80 shares on Slack this month:

I have thought one billion times about everything.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

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Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

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The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

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Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Spotted on WeChat:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

Shared recently on Twitch:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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Finally, we’re living through precedented times.

Going viral on Slack:

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Freshly posted on Discord:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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