I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like you've got the kind of charm that could start a Hogwarts enrollment! π§ββοΈβ€οΈβ¨ Related Funny Posts π€ I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult. I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows. Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.