I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him. Commentary:Looks like you've got the kind of charm that could start a Hogwarts enrollment! 🧙♀️❤️✨ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone. I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again. I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult. If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son. I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.
